furby stories





"when i was a kid i was terrified of furbies. i stayed up all night once terrified that "furby man" was standing outside of our screen door, watching me... i envisioned him as looking like a 6 foot tall man in a long dark trenchcoat with an entire furby for a head. i kept my mom up for many nights because of this. eventually i got a furby of my own and got bored with it almost immediately." - Anonymous



furby:

Dancing
Dear Furby,
I gave up the better part of my salary this month to join a weekly dance class at the community center. Not five minutes after my first lesson began, I was already as good as my instructor. Furby, am I being ripped off, or do I have a miraculous gift?
Thanks,
Dancing Furby
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Dear Dancing Furby,
I wish I could tell you that you have a rare gift. However, each and every Furby carries the raw, natural talent you have just discovered. Some learn when they’re very young, while others don’t find out until prom, or later. Unfortunately, it looks like you have been scammed.
Good luck,
Furby


"One time I was spending the night at my friend's house and her furby wouldn't shut up. It wasn't even making it's usual noises. It was like speaking some demon jibberish. Her sister had told us a horror story about furbies and how they've killed people before or something so we ended up throwing it outside in the trash. The next morning we woke up and it was at the foot of the bed. To this day we have no idea how it got there. Her sister was out of town. Her mom didn't know anything about it." - Anonymous



extracurricularteen:

true beauty

you can say that again.





ruinedchildhood:

A new Furby set for release fall 2012.

So this is how the world will end.

OH MY GOOODDDD

(via ruinedchildhood)







Seriously.




"My friends and I had a campfire while we found some old ass furbies, we threw them in the fire and screamed at how horrifying it was, looking at their melting bodies." - Anonymous



iheartchaos:

Furbies, the hottest and creepiest robotic kid’s toys of the late 1990s are coming back later this year with software upgrades and scary new LCD eyes. There have been several attempts since 2000 to try and revive the Furby line, but the company is hoping this one will last. I’m hoping every Furby will die in a fire.

There isn’t a whole lot of detail yet, but I’m sure I’ll feel inclined to keep you up on the horror when it happens.

Via

Sign me up.



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